March 2012
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February 2012
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brendanekstrom:
This is Issa, my daughter and my friend. She came to me in a crowded parking lot 3 nights ago. She hid under my car crying until I asked her to come to me. She jumped in my arms and immediately did what she is doing in that video. She started purring as soon as I put my hand on her head. She is the sweetest thing. I couldn’t leave her there. We’ve been through a lot in a...
I have seen posts on facebook about the deaths of maybe 8 different people since like last week…
some random questions
1. How long have you had the shirt you’re wearing? I’m not wearing a shirt…
2. Are you a slut? No
3. When’s the last time you straightened your hair?
October 2010
4. Do you bite your toe nails?
no
5. Last thing you said out loud? God damn it
6. What do you want right this second? A reply saying that I got this job
7. How are you sitting? In a chair, ass to chair, feet on the...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
I'm itching to get a job while actually making an...
me :D
If you’re white, you can play a Middle Eastern prince. If you’re black, you can...
– Chris Rock, thank you for calling it out (via hinduthug)
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sciz0r:
If you put a finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Pac-Man :)
I guess I forgive you
You said you were sorry…